Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. Work Search: you when we met Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. (sorry, I still love Sally!) Location, my room.". Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. Peter and I have work to do.. Peter clears his throat. Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. Clint creates the words. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. He wont stop sneezing. He had called him 'sweetheart'. While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. It's between Peter and Captain America. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. Self-filled prompt from avengerkink which I couldn't help writing. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. He moves the metal circle over different parts of Steves lungs, and it all sounds clear. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Peter nods. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. Stay back! Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. I want all of you to appreciate how cute this artwork is, it's so simple but so adorable, Peter is the usual and because I'm nice, It's Stony time bb. No one else. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. I, um, I have to get back to the office. Grass?, Tony laughs. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. Feel better, Loki.. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. left kudos on this work. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. 76 guests The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. 1.2K Stories. Clint and I dont know what to do. A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. The assassin questioned No, the seven and anybody else is not dead This calls for a celebration. I can stop, its just, I cant stop for long befor- hi- hihTCHOOO! He tries again. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. "No, no, no! His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. Harley Stark y Peter Rogers, dos vidas distintas. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Sicktember day 9. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. Youyou don't know. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Im bored Banner. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Medicine to stop him sneezing. Natasha is sitting next to Steve, flanked on his right side and Clint sitting on his left. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. pre-lightning thief Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. just how much I missed Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting Percy Jackson is the first demigod son of Nyx. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Reading/writing sickfics is my guilty pleasure and I couldn't help myself (more info in notes). No mfine. Peter also has some awesome people who care about him. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. Imaginebooks. Is it Skittles?. Sam lifts Steves arm, as Steve lifts a corner of his blindfold to see. You got it Mr. tark.. Highest rank #298 in Fanfiction Yes, they won, but at what cost? "Stay away from me!" Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. Banana. No. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. Onion. Dangerous," Peter cried. Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. No, thats a lie. I technically dont need to use the stethoscope when I listen to peoples hearts because of my super hearing, but my regular hearing isnt enhanced enough to hear if theres fluid in your lungs., He lifts the back of Caps shirt up. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. Just yesterday, Peter was trying to get him to drop the kid moniker, and now hed been upgraded to sweetheart? Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Cinnamon. Bruce puts the watering can back down. Does anything hurt, Cap?. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. 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Percy, after finding Sally Jackson and discovering his demigod heritage, has been l. fanfiction. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Hell be fine, Thor. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. Hawkeyes right. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. Clint and I dont know what to do. How about you leave the destruction of the world for another day? Steve suggests. Sniffing like that is revolting. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. I think hell be fine. As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. I did. In fact, he took a few steps back. Garlic. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. Loki sniffs disgustingly again, opens his mouth to reply and sneezes instead before wiping his nose and rubbing red irritated eyes with the back of his hand. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. Steves still traumatized from the incident. Its an allergy, Bruce explains, taking his glasses off. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Are you saying you have hayfever?. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. Sort by: Hot. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. Ill be making barbecue sliders. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. 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